So, i was about halfway through my review of Martin Scorscescsececs's new movie, Hugo, when i realized that i should give you people who read this an explanation of our grading system here at Biased Reviews. Ratings are on the scale of 1-10.
Lets get something straight right here and now... scoring a 5 is NOT BAD. I don't know why people always consider anything less than a 7 to be bad, but it drives me crazy. 5 is in the middle of the scale, meaning its neutral, not good, not bad, just neutral.
With that out of the way, here's the scale...
3 - Just flat out bad
4 - Disliked, but not terrible
5 - Meh
6 - Just ok. Basically a Meh that was somewhat enjoyable.
7 - Good, but I don't love it enough to give it anything higher than a 7/ Bad, but I love it too much to give it anything less than a 7
8 - Great, but for whatever reasons it didn't deserve to be a 9
9 - More great than an 8. This is basically perfect. It's as high as you can go without some kind of irrational love for it.
You may have noticed that 1, 2 and 10 are not on the scale. This is because I will never rate anything as 1, 2 or 10 so it's pretty much on a scale of 3-9. Anything that deserves a score below a 3 or above a 9 will get special treatment...
Anything that is so bad that it scores below a three is not worthy of being rated. I'll just say it's bad, you'll get the picture.
10's are impossible. A 10 means that it's perfect, and nothing is actually perfect... BUT... some things can be irrationally loved far past the point that numbers can describe. In this situation, the score of the reviewed item will be replaced by something random that portrays my love for the thing being reviewed.
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